I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
