Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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