In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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