I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
