Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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