Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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