so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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