Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Randomize
