Whod you bang
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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