I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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