Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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