the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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