The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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