in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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