i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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