I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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