That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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