Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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