Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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