HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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