dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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