dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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