yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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