let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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