Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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