Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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