just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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