He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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