The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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