My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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