he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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