i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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