toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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