But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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