I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
where does the pee come out of this thing
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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