Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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