Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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