so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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