Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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