your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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