yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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