I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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