out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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