I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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