it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i would punch a child for taco bell
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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