haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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