Is it because I queefed?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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