I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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