i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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