ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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