i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
