id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Fucaerrrrr
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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