dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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