I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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